The Crack: comments

One of the best things about posting a story on East of the Web is that readers can leave their comments. Appreciative ones are delightful, reasoned criticism is welcome (though not always enjoyed), unreasoned criticism (as in ‘this story sucks’) simply dismissed.

But the most enjoyable comments are the ones that come from left field and tell you more about the commenter than the story itself. Like this, from someone who signs himself Frankie:

I realise there are some who thrive on this style of writing but as a hetrosexual (sic) male, who doesn’t give a damn what the cookies and cats smelled of, i’d be lying if i said i liked it.

It reminds me of the linguistic research done on gender and the language of colour. Show a woman a pullover and she’ll say its mauve, or puce, or violet, or purple, or eau-de-nil. (Well, OK. Not eau-de-nil.) Show the same pullover to a man and he’ll look mildly offended and mutter reddish.

In this story the smell of the biscuits (‘cookies’: so Frankie’s American) has a certain relevance to the rest of the story, so maybe Frankie should have made more of an effort — though he did read the story to the end, and I thank him for it. But the comment has made me wonder how much I enjoy sensual description as a reader. Maybe not quite as much as I enjoy it as a writer.

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Consistency

Remember when Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger wanted Iran to have its own nuclear power stations? So what’s changed? Oh right. That’s a picture of the Shah!

(The poster was issued by Boston Edison in the 1970s. I found it in today’s Repubblica.)

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Happy 50th birthday…

…to Helvetica, one of the loveliest typefaces ever invented. I wanted to use it for this post but, alas, it’s not available. So I’ll use Arial instead, as it’s pretty much the same.

(I still think Trebuchet looks better on a computer screen, though…)

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Terrorism? For the love of God…

The boundaries of what constitutes terrorism are daily being redefined in Italy. I’ve already spoken below about the way in which rough-and-ready political comment is considered a threat if the person to whom it’s addressed wears a long black frock is an archbishop. Now, according to the media and politicians throughout the admittedly rather limited spectrum provided by parliament, the term is sufficiently ample to include remarks made by one of the presenters of the traditional Mayday concert, organised by the three main Italian unions in Piazza San Giovanni, Rome, each year.

Andrea Rivera said that he couldn’t stand (non sopporto) a church that refused burial to Pier Giorgio Welby, a terminally ill patient whose right to die was recently affirmed with the assistance of a courageous anaesthetist, but that granted it without hesitation to Pinochet and Franco. He isn’t the first to think this, as was clear from the warm reception of the crowd. He also remarked. ‘The Pope says that he doesn’t believe in evolutionism, I agree. Let’s face it, the church has never evolved.’ (“Il Papa ha detto che non crede nell’evoluzionismo. Sono d’accordo, infatti la chiesa non si è mai evoluta.“)

Now he’s being accused by Ratzinger’s house organ of insulting the pope and of playing to an ‘easily excited’ mob. For the Osservatore Romano these constitute terrorism. If it were only the Vatican rag saying this it wouldn’t be so bad, but a bandwagon this tempting in a country that still declares itself 80% catholic (and that echoes with empty churches) is naturally filling up with the Tom, Dick and Harries of pre-election political leaders.

There’s nothing more dispiriting than seeing this ragbag army of pluridivorced parasites and closet cases waving their compromised fists at the TV screen to defend a foreign state against the legitimate comments of their fellow citizens.

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The Crack

A story of mine is posted at East of the Web. If you’d like to read it, you can click above the cover image to the right of this (it’s the picture of the orange cat), or here.

I hope you like it.

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Rufus Wainwright: Going to a Town

I’ve always liked the idea of Rufus Wainwright. I’ve loved his parents for over thirty years. I think his version of King of the Road, with the wonderful Teddy Thompson, on the wonderful soundtrack of that absolutely wonderful film Brokeback Mountain is just about as cool as that song will ever get. I admire and envy a man who can dedicate a year of his life to recreating Judy’s Carnegie Hall gig…

But…

I’ve never been able to stand his voice.

Until now.

http://www.youtube.com/v/21hJ_8-eKFo

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Travelling

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Sunday lunch

Last Sunday, we went to have lunch in a trattoria in Borgo Grappa, one of a handful of satellite villages built under pre-war fascism between the sea and Latina, the whole area created ad hoc from the malarial Pontine marshes by workers imported from the north-east.

The roads are straight, laid out in a grid and lined with maritime pines or palms, my favourite combination of trees and typical of this part of Italy, strung as it is between north and south; though clumps of eucalyptus, believed to provide protection against malaria, are also present. We pass stables, newly-built villas, squat prefabricated houses, fields of buffalo, the kind that produce mozzarella, as we drive from the Via Pontina towards the sea.

The trattoria’s called Da Giggetto and it’s been recommended to us by Joanna, who meets us there. It’s on a corner, set back a little from the road and the forecourt is occupied by a collection of ill-assorted tables, except that their ill assortment is the source of their charm. As in every trattoria worthy of its calling, the tablecloths are white and starched, the space between tables generous, the bread in its basket already on the table. Above our heads is a sort of dense green tarpaulin, slightly sagging, with direct light filtering through the cracks. A breeze blows through the oleanders planted in tubs between the tables and the road.

We’ve booked, but there’s no need. Apart from us, there’s a table of six to my right, ten yards away, and behind us, in a patch of sun, an oldish man with tattoos and a cap. The waiter is the owner’s son, the owner takes our order, his wife, or a woman who might be his wife, pops over to see how we’re getting on, the puddings are made by their daughter. The menu’s typed and there are odd, amusing comments, also typed, and quotations from Pavese and writers I don’t remember. When he isn’t serving the owner joins the tattooed man with the cap. The wine is local, and cold, and good. The food is excellent: seafood, fish, porcini mushrooms, served in abundance and without frills.

In the middle of the forecourt is a narrow wooden boat, the kind of craft you’d expect to see native Americans in; we almost, but finally don’t, ask how it got there. Inside, in a long high-ceilinged room, there are photographs of the great and good, and merely famous. The whole place has a dolce vita air about it, of an Italy that was still provincial and unstandardised, generous with itself and others. A backwater, really, in the best sense of the word. Much of its charm comes from the fact that there is nothing here of the self-important cultural Italy of the great cities, nothing that dates back more than sixty or seventy years. It can still afford to be relaxed, and unselfconscious.

Afterwards we go to a kiosk on the beach and the mood’s the same. I half expect Alberto Sordi to wander in and order a glass of chinotto. An elderly gay couple, the fatter one with a jet black fringe, the other with blond hair twisted up and held in place by what looks like an ornament of bone, are enjoying this early, unexpected sun.

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Bagnasco: Shame!

When does a comment become a threat? Apparently, when it’s directed at the head of the Italian Episcopal Council. God’s ferret stepped down a couple of months ago, to be replaced by Archbishop Bagnasco of Genoa. This would be of no more interest to most people than a change of management in any other state-subsidised company if it weren’t that Bagnasco almost immediately used his pulpit to compare the recognition of civil unions to laws permitting paedophilia and incest, two troughs in which the church has its plurisecular snout. Needless to say, the idea that such laws might be proposed exists entirely in Bagnasco’s mind.

Not surprisingly, some people reacted badly to this and, given the almost universal kowtowing to the church of the media and political world, chose to express their disapproval in a time-honoured Italian way: by writing it on a wall. The first graffiti, saying BAGNASCO VERGOGNA (Shame), appeared soon after the sermon (subsequently withdrawn, in pure Berlusconian fashion, when Bagnasco announced ‘I didn’t mean what I said’). Since then there’s been a low level urban resistance of demonstrations, heckling, further graffiti. All part of the normal democratic process, you might think, but you’d be wrong. Bagnasco, according to the single voice that is Italian politics, is being ‘threatened’.

Yesterday, or the day before, he received two letters. The first contained a bullet – a traditional mafia warning and thus, although it’s unlikely to have been sent by the mafia, certainly construable as a threat. The second contained a photograph of the venerable archbishop with a hand-drawn swastika across his face. A threat? It’s not particularly subtle, but neither is comparing a gay couple to paedophiles. It isn’t the nicest thing to see over your bowl of episcopalian corn flakes, but it doesn’t undermine the very tenets of democracy either, whatever parliament might say.

If the church wants to live by the sword of gratuitous insult, then it ought to be prepared to see itself nicked by the smaller infinitely less powerful pinpricks of protest.

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They Might Be Giants: Istanbul

Another great song done by a wonderful band. I’m just feeling so musical… And I love Istanbul.

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