A treat I didn’t expect is to be able to use this blog to refer you to other blogs featuring me, in this case the brand-new Picador blog. This is so onanistic I’m almost too ashamed to give you the link.
Almost.
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CHARLES LAMBERT 
Onanistic? Charles, Charles, Charles.Don’t worry darling, you can go ahead and say masturbatory. No one will think less of you.
But I say onanistic every day. Sometimes more than once.That’s the kind of pretentious tosser I am!
Hey baby? Say onanistic again. Please?
Onanistic, onanistic…