Well, who’d have thought it? Just when I thought time was out on Little Monsters’ chances of being reviewed again, Time Out does a piece on the novel. You can read it here.
(Enjoy the play on words? I thought you might.)
Well, who’d have thought it? Just when I thought time was out on Little Monsters’ chances of being reviewed again, Time Out does a piece on the novel. You can read it here.
(Enjoy the play on words? I thought you might.)
Three recent moments.
One. I was reading an article a week or so ago about Cy Twombly’s working methods during the 1960s in Rome. Apparently he’d pin rolls of canvas to the walls of his studio and work on them without any very clear idea of what he was doing: daub, scribble, sign, quotation: the elegant graffiti – signifying and non-signifying – for which he’s known. When the canvas was covered, he’d look at what had been done, then select the pieces that had potential and cut them out, discarding the rest. The cut-out pieces would be pinned back on the walls, without stretchers, and the work would continue.
Two. In a different context, I was thinking last weekend about possible covers for the Salt collection and wondering if we might be able to use one of Giuseppe’s paintings. It struck me that, although a whole painting might not be what we needed, a detail might. What happened as I selected sections from paintings I loved, and thought I knew, was that the sections began to seem enough, began to seem greater than the whole.
Three. I checked up to see if anyone had left comments on Asylum, where John Self interviewed me about Little Monsters, and I found two posts, from Colette Jones and Tricia Dower, wondering aloud about what might have been lost, both in terms of material and in a larger sense, in the fairly radical editing I talk about having put the novel through.
In the first instance, Twombly must have consciously adopted redundancy as part of the process. In the second, I experienced the pleasurable surprise of seeing familiar landscapes from a different angle, which valued their incompleteness. In the third, the whole business of what we do when we edit was brought into question. Do we do what Twombly did – extract what there is of worth from the inchoate writing on the wall? Which is good. Or do we fail to see the whole because we’re attracted by the simpler forms and contrasts of a fragment, and actually prefer the incomplete, and privilege it? Which may not be.
This is a preamble to something that happened last Friday. I was working on the revision of a novel I’d drafted, redrafted, finished and set aside two years ago, only picking it up again recently, after Sam Humphreys, my editor at Picador, had read the book and made, as usual, dozens of pertinent and immensely helpful suggestions. We’d talked about these over tea, in a mood of collaboration and, in a sense, negotiation, although clearly with the same end in view. After which, I set to work happily, cutting here, expanding there, clarifying, cutting to the chase. But throughout this, something, almost suppressed, continued to niggle – a comment Sam had made about one of the four or five main characters, a man called Giacomo. The comment? “What’s Giacomo for?”
I’d answered this at the time, I’d thought to my own satisfaction, but as I moved ahead, from the first chapter to the second, from the second to the third, I found myself thinking more and more, well, yes, what is Giacomo for? And now I know the answer. I don’t know. I mean, I can see what he does, and who he knows, and I can see that certain aspects of the plot are made simpler by his presence. But I don’t know what he’s for. Because, deep down, he isn’t for anything – he was just fun to write. So it’s bye-bye Giacomo.
This is a Twombly moment.
Salt has already put up a website for The Scent of Cinnamon and Other Stories, which contains not only a lot of valuable information about the book and an excerpt from the title story, as well as some reviews, but also a large version of the small photograph of me that you’re used to seeing on this very blog, in which I look, well, larger. I know, I can’t believe it either. And here’s a preview of the cover. Pretty damn fine, right. Now all you have to do is pre-order and wait for October…
If you read Italian and want to know more about the place, or just have an eye for a lively site with some great graphics, try this blog. It’s called Bamboccioni alla riscossa, roughly translatable as Mummies’ boys fight back (but if you think you can improve on this, let me know. I’m tired, it’s been a long day). You’ll learn a lot about Italy and it might even reassure you that, despite appearances, the country isn’t quite dying on its feet. Not yet. It might even reassure me…
As I continue to enjoy – and lose weight on – my protein-based diet, may I gloat, just a little, at this news?
Thank you.
According to some new research, although I feel I’ve read it all before, gay men and straight women can’t navigate, while lesbian and straight men can. This is due to the relative proportions of the left and right hemispheres of their brains. I don’t have time to get mine scanned, however tempting the prospect is, so I can’t check, but I do know that I have an almost unerring sense of direction, which would make me a lesbian or a straight man, and no inclination at all to have sex with women, which wouldn’t. My partner, on the other hand, bless his cotton socks, would get lost in a glass of water, as we say in Italy, which tends to confirm the research.
Is there something wrong with me? Will I wake up one morning and not know my left from my right, and need a map to find the local supermarket, and walk out of shops and turn back in the direction I came from and end up standing on a vaguely familiar corner wondering where the hell I am? Or will I just buy the latest Mara Carfagna calender and drool over those ministerial curves? Maybe some minor brain surgery can be performed, to slightly deflate my right hemisphere. Or maybe, just maybe, the research isn’t quite as watertight as it would like to be. I wonder if Ben Goldacre’s Bad Science will have anything to say about this… I wonder which way is up…
OK, if you visit Joe.My.God, you’ll know I found this there. And even if you don’t, you know it now. How self-defeating can language be? Don’t worry. Enjoy. It was made by Kirby Ferguson.
It looks as though Little Monsters will be appearing as an an e-book in September. I wouldn’t have been as pleased about this if I hadn’t just read this article, found through Maud Newton’s excellent blog, which suggests that sales of Kindle and the Sony Reader could hit one million this year. Wow. And while we’re on the subject of Maud, you really should read her prize-winning story at Story Quarterly. It’s a cracker.
The Vatican, alas, has no monopoly in fomenting hatred against homosexuality. Iris Robinson, member of parliament for the DUP and wife of Northern Ireland’s first minister Peter Robinson, also has strong views. According to thisislondon.co.uk:
Northern Ireland’s first lady is being investigated by police following allegations she committed a hate crime by launching a withering attack on homosexuality.
In an outburst on a live phonein on BBC Radio Ulster on Friday, Iris Robinson, the 57-year-old wife of First Minister Peter Robinson, referred to gays as ‘disgusting, loathsome, shamefully wicked and vile.’
She called homosexuality ‘an abomination’ but said she knew of a cure.
‘I have a lovely psychiatrist who works with me and his Christian background is that he tries to help homosexuals – trying to turn them away from what they are engaged in,’ she said.
Her website tells us that she ‘has a keen interest and a flair for Interior Design’. Maybe she should consider a career in that. Ideally with her lovely psychiatrist. If you think it’s time for a career move for Mrs Robinson, click here for a petition that will encourage her to move into soft furnishings on a permanent basis.