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Bible-based marriage

I posted this on Facebook a few days ago, but I don’t want anyone to miss it, so I decided to put it here too. 

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A question of style

The very day Barack Obama was in Cairo, addressing the Islamic world in an attempt to heal wounds and, against all odds, build new bridges, Silvio Berlusconi was addressing a considerably smaller audience in Milan, complaining that there were too many immigrants in Italy. Milan, he said, looked like a town in Africa. Too much Sardinian sun, Silvio? 

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Big Mike

Sandro Bondi is a professional politician with a degree in philosophy. He started out in the Italian Communist Party (PCI), working as an insurance agent, then became mayor of Fivizzano and swiftly transformed the town council, and himself, into Christian Democrat lackeys. He left the PCI soon after. In 1994 Bondi met Berlusconi and was hired to deal with the great buffoon’s personal correspondence, a task he no doubt performed with dedication and alacrity, although it’s hard to imagine SB committing anything of importance to a medium as potentially damaging as paper. In 2001 he was the man behind the hagiographical Una Storia Italiana, a pack of half- and downright lies designed to hoodwink the Italian electorate into voting for the lecherous old crook. Unfortunately, it worked. 


Despite having no apparent aptitude for cultural matters – although he does write excruciatingly banal verse – Bondi is now minister of fine arts in a country that possesses two-thirds of the world’s art treasures. But don’t worry, he isn’t alone. One of the first things he did as minister was hire a certain Mario Resca, initially as consultant and then as director general of the country’s museums. Before taking on this important role, Resca was CEO of McDonald’s Italia. So that’ll be two McBacon Menus and a Michelangelo to go. 


And talking of Michelangelo, Bondi and Resca seem to have got themselves into a bit of a mess with the recent purchase of the dead Christ above. Sixteen inches tall, it cost over three million euros, which is too little for a genuine work by Michelangelo and too much for something by a less famous contemporary. Some art historians defend it, others don’t. The artist rarely worked in wood and almost never worked at such a small scale, which doesn’t rule out the attribution but does invite caution. What’s indisputable is the lack of caution in the way the statue has been put to use. It’s become part of the Berlusconi circus, travelling up and down the country in much the same way as Noemi, delighting the President here and wowing the plebiscite there. The pope loves it, which isn’t surprising. What’s even less surprising is that the Corte dei Conti – responsible for auditing state spending – sniffs a rat. As the New York Times said, back in April:

Prosecutors for Italy’s National Audit Office are now looking into the purchase to determine whether the state overpaid for the object, and Renaissance art experts will be asked whether it should be credited to Michelangelo.

Many have spoken out already.

“The attribution wrongs Michelangelo, as well as the history of 15th-century Florence,” where there were at least a dozen skilled artisans capable of making crucifixes like the one in question, said Francesco Caglioti, a specialist in Renaissance sculpture, who believes that the crucifix is typical of those made in such workshops, and is worth about 100,000 euros, or about $129,700.

“Unfortunately, my colleagues have forgotten that, and every time something beautiful emerges, they attribute it to a famous name,” Mr. Caglioti said. “It would seem like everything done in Renaissance Florence can be attributed to 10 people with a thousand hands.”

Back to the Big Macs for Resca? Somehow, I doubt it.
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Partiality

Italian state television has room for just one programme of investigative journalism. It’s called, all’inglese, Report, and it’s presented by Milena Gabanelli on the minority channel, traditionally controlled by the left in the political carve-up that characterises all aspects of Italian life, RAI Tre. Each week, the programme examines some area of glaring injustice in Italian life, usually establishing that responsibility lies with an unholy alliance of politics in the widest sense and organised crime. Not that it’s always unholy; if there’s a third element with its nose in the trough it tends to be the Vatican. During the last series, Gabanelli and her team investigated the ‘social card’, the Anglicism invented by Berlusconi and his finance minister, Giulio Tremonti, to describe a sort of pre-charged credit card to be issued to the poorest Italian citizens. It’s not exactly money because it can’t be used where the cardholder chooses, but only where it’s accepted. It’s also an extremely good way of keeping tabs on people’s spending, which can’t be a bad thing for the man who not only controls the government and much of the media but also has a large slice of the country’s advertising under his sticky little belt. 


But the thrust of Report wasn’t so much the essentially undemocratic nature of the card, or the fact that so few people were entitled to it and that, of these, even fewer had received it. It was that the creation and distribution of the card generates a substantial amount of more or less invisible earnings, and costs, for a variety of bodies, state and not, involved in the process. It’s a bad, incompetent and possibly corrupt use of public money and whoever stands to gain won’t be one of the nation’s poor. This hasn’t stopped Berlusconi patting himself on the back about it these past few weeks. It’s just one of the ways in which, according to SB, Italians are rendered immune from the international economic crisis as a result of his quick thinking and Tremonti’s even quicker fingerwork on the accounts. OK, there are the usual nay-sayers. But who, after all,watches Report? Certainly not PDL voters.

In the finance ministry, however, the programme has touched a more delicate nerve. Tremonti (ex-tax lawyer, specialised in fiscal evasion and with an office in Switzerland) has made an official complaint to the parliamentary commission responsible for keeping an eye on the doings of the RAI. He hasn’t complained about the facts presented in the programme – he can’t, because they’re all true and supported by documentation. What’s irritated him is the programme’s ‘philosophy’. Apparently the information presented is ‘partial’. The interviews have been ‘edited’. The aim of the programme is to discredit the economic policy of the government. This is unacceptable, given that the RAI exists to provide a ‘public service’.Two thoughts come to mind. The first is that, while self-deluding politicians all over the world probably identify government policy with public service, few would express quite so clearly the notion that public service broadcasting should exist purely and simply as a medium for defending – indeed, extolling – the activities of the government in power. Try telling that to the BBC. The second is that one of the right-hand men of Berlusconi, a man who has made a gross and vulgar art out of lying to the public by providing ‘partial’ information and ‘edited’ versions of the truth with an almost Stalinesque panache, is in no position to accuse Gabanelli – or anyone else – of being biased. 
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Yes, my neighbour…

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Last word? I don’t think so

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Quoted

To my surprise and pleasure, I’ve been quoted by la Repubblica today. You can read the article, about the way Berlusconi is being represented by the foreign press, here. The reference is to the comment I left on Geoff Andrews’ ten questions for the corrupt buffoon at Open Democracy, which continues to attract commenters, almost exclusively Italian , in their hundreds.

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Democracy at work

Children and religion. Following on from the post below, it seems that not only the Dalai Lama doesn’t get it. A scientific high school in Cesena, in Emilia Romagna, has suspended one of its maths teachers for two months without pay. Why? Because he distributed a questionnaire to 70 of his students asking them which they’d prefer to study: catholicism, the history of religions, or human rights. Most of the kids chose human rights (65%), followed by history of religions (24%). That left a mere 11% into catholicism. This didn’t go down at all well with the local scholastic authorities, who demanded a six-month suspension of the offending teacher, Alberto Marani, a period that was subsequently reduced to two. The full story, for Italian readers, can be found here. Among the readers’ comments is one from an ex-student who claims that the school is effectively run by Opus Dei, which makes Marani’s act not just culturally relevant but also a gesture of reckless, exemplary folly. All power to him.

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Whoops!

Looks like the Dalai Lama got his kids mixed up. The reincarnation of Lama Yeshe has decided he’d rather study film and behave like, well, a normal twenty-four-year-old. You can hardly blame him. According to this article in today’s Guardian, he had a horribly deprived childhood. The last detail is particularly blood-chilling:

According to the foundation biography, another leader suspected Torres was the reincarnation of the recently deceased Lama Yeshe when he was only five months old. In 1986, at 14 months, his parents took him to see the Dalai Lama in Dharamsala, India. The toddler was chosen out of nine other candidates and eventually “enthroned”.

At six, he was allowed to socialise only with other reincarnated souls – though for a time he said he lived next to the actor Richard Gere’s cabin.

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