Category Archives: sex

It’s a load of shite thing

Sixteen-year-old English schoolgirl Lydia Playfoot has taken her school to court after being refused permission to wear her ‘purity ring’, claiming that it’s a religious symbol, etc. despite the fact that it’s about as historic as a John Holmes vibrating … Continue reading

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Schlock

I went to see the new Quentin Tarantino film last night with Sally. The two of us were alone in the cinema apart from a group of teenagers, mostly boys, nerdy types as QT must have been, who behaved in … Continue reading

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Eric Schwartz: Keep your Jesus off my Penis

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A man goes into a delicatessen…

This interesting Japanese foodstuff (courtesy of engrish.com) reminds me of a joke I have no intention of posting (today…). It also brings to mind that scene in one of my favourite films, Christopher Guest’s Best in Show, in which the … Continue reading

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Fuck dolls for dogs

This may be too private to be shared, but my dog Toffee (actually, a sterilised bitch) expresses her displeasure by humping a cushion. Maybe I should get her one of these. A vet friend said this behaviour was ‘unusual’.

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What men and women look at

I think this speaks for itself. Apparently men have the same degree of genital fixation when looking at dogs.

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Love is all you need (and it’s free!)

If you know of any priests, pastors, vicars, bishops, hey, even popes who need a little TLC, direct them to this site. They’ll never be able to thank you enough.

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