Author Archives: Charles Lambert

Foot and mouth disease

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Charles Lambert

I’ve been on the point of writing something about the whole paedophile scandal for a couple of weeks now, but really, why bother? The Vatican is doing such a good job of shooting itself in the foot – yes, that’s … Continue reading →

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Lech Kaczynski dies in plane crash

Posted on April 10, 2010 by Charles Lambert

One dwarfish homophobe less in the world (calm down – I’m talking about the one on the left). Of the evil Polish ex-child stars, Lech is the straight twin; his even more repulsive brother, Jaroslav, is the one rumoured to … Continue reading →

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Take your partners

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Charles Lambert

The nearest I got to any seriously engaged reading during my three years at Cambridge was probably every Thursday when NME came out and, in the company of friends and a pinch or so of grass, we gathered in my … Continue reading →

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Interview

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Charles Lambert

Patricia E. Fogarty of TheAmerican | inItalia interviewed me recently, about Little Monsters and Any Human Face, along with the whole business of living and writing abroad. As you’ll see, I’m snugly placed between a piece on the highly regarded … Continue reading →

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To heaven with a handgun

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Charles Lambert

Would you buy a used apocalypse from these people? More information here. “By Monday, the Stones’ house stood empty, its front door ajar and two dogs still tied up in the muddy yard, which was littered with dilapidated furniture, a … Continue reading →

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Via Parlamento

Posted on April 3, 2010 by Charles Lambert

I took this photograph on the day it was announced that the leader of the regional parliament of Sicily was being investigated for Mafia connections. He isn’t the first: his baby-faced predecessor was famously photographed offering his partners in crime … Continue reading →

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Biofeed? No thanks!

Posted on April 3, 2010 by Charles Lambert

The next time you’re thinking of adding a little extra fertiliser to that rubber plant in the corner of the living room, consider these monsters from Piazza Marina in Palermo and think again. (I’m just there for purposes of scale.)

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Author Blog Awards

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Charles Lambert

I’d like to thank whoever nominated me for the Author Blog Awards. I’m not sure how this works but it looks as though you can vote for me, raising my profile and readership to new heights. There are quite a … Continue reading →

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The finest dead

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Charles Lambert

Well, what an unsettling experience. Our last afternoon in Palermo and we found ourselves up near the Capuchin monastery, the one whose catacombs are filled with the dried and mummified remains of some of Palermo’s most important citizens. Originally, the … Continue reading →

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Soft-selling Scent of Cinnamon

Posted on March 21, 2010 by Charles Lambert

I suppose it’s just possible that one or two of you out there might not already own a copy of The Scent of Cinnamon and Other Stories. It’s all right, I don’t want to know your names. All I want … Continue reading →

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