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Author Archives: Charles Lambert
Arctic Monkeys
I’m a fan. If you are too,and you want to see the video of their new single Brianstorm, click here and then go to Arctic Monkeys. If you can’t be bothered, you aren’t a fan. If you can, you get … Continue reading
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A man goes into a delicatessen…
This interesting Japanese foodstuff (courtesy of engrish.com) reminds me of a joke I have no intention of posting (today…). It also brings to mind that scene in one of my favourite films, Christopher Guest’s Best in Show, in which the … Continue reading
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Fuck dolls for dogs
This may be too private to be shared, but my dog Toffee (actually, a sterilised bitch) expresses her displeasure by humping a cushion. Maybe I should get her one of these. A vet friend said this behaviour was ‘unusual’.
Posted in pets, sex
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Guess which one is gay!
Now that Poland is attempting to ban discussions on homosexuality in schools and educational institutions across the country, with teachers facing the sack, fines or imprisonment, it might be worth reiterating the information in this article, written by Doug Ireland … Continue reading
Posted in homophobia, poland, politics
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Rosaries, punishment, the usual stuff
The recently announced electronic rosary pictured here appears to do just what it says on the packet. You press a button for each Hail Mary and receive a short but satisfying buzz. When you’ve totted up enough HMs, the buzz … Continue reading
Posted in crank, religion
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ROSENQUIST: THE F-111
A man has a contract from the company making the bomber A beam at the airport A man in an airplane approaching a beam at the airport A bug hitting a light bulb A light sky blue area The painting … Continue reading
Posted in poem, trouvé, war
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Little Monsters
Finally, after the most extraordinary experience of being edited to the last comma by someone who really knows her job (thank you, Sam!), the final version of Little Monsters is ready for copy editing (just in time for the London … Continue reading
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Leaping to McEwan’s defence (honestly)
I’ve no great affection for the recent work of Ian McEwan (see my comments on his latest work below) but it’s hard not to sympathise with him when you read a letter as silly as the one published in today’s … Continue reading
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