A nice piece about rewriting the classics on Twitter by Michelle Pauli here. Made even nicer by her quoting John Crace’s Digested Read of the New Testament. Here it is:
“Angel gets Mary up duff. Jesus chills for 30 years, gets Messiah complex and is topped. Comes back. Then I saw his face. Now I’m a believer.”
CHARLES LAMBERT 
"Small people go to extraordinary lengths to dispose of stolen jewellery"Lord of the Rings
Fabulous!
Hmm. Monkeeing around with the good book!
Ouch!