You have to live in Italy and speak Italian to get this. It’s one of those tests to see where you stand in the political spectrum. I’m the angry radio. The rest of them are politicians. If you’d like to see where you are click where it tells you to. (Cripes, I didn’t know it was going to be this big!)
The Guardian has a mildly optimistic leader today on the Italian elections this weekend. Its tone suggests that, even though we aren’t allowed to see the results of opinion polls in the two weeks preceding the vote, some people have and they’re suggesting a very close finish indeed. Things certainly haven’t looked that good for the PdL (translated, horribly, as Freedom Folk, and the product of cobbling-together Buffoon’s own party with the ‘ex’-fascist Alleanza Nazionale). Senator Marcello Dell’Utri, one of Berlusconi’s slimiest cronies commented that Berlusconi’s former stable-hand, a Mafioso sentenced to life imprisonment, was a ‘hero’ because he hadn’t spilled the beans on Berlusconi (yes, that’s what he said – think about it – he actually said that). Berlusconi – no longer media manipulator par excellence – also shot himself in the foot at a poorly attended rally in Rome when he said that Roma captain, Francesco Totti, must be off his head to vote for Veltroni. Not a wise move in a region that might prove decisive.
Things are looking good… Well, as good as they can, when the greater good is simply the lesser evil. After all, Veltroni’s PD is also the political home of Paola Binetti, self-flagellating bigot with the unusual leg jewellery.