Nothing could seriously dim my pleasure at seeing Republican Senator Larry Craig outed in such a succulent manner (see below), but a $500 fine and one year’s probation, with the possibility of ending up in jail if uninvited footsie activity recurs before August 2009, does seem a tad harsh. Is this the kind of punishment that’s meted out to anyone whose clothed extremities stray a little in public places? Or is it reserved for adult men in ‘rest rooms’?
And isn’t the role of the arresting policeman slightly compromised? I would have thought that to react to the senatorial tootsie’s advances, as this officer so clearly did, seated and on the alert in the adjacent booth, was an act of, well, provocation. What was his state of dress? Did the senator, married and father of two adopted children, get a glimpse of the policeman’s naked calf, or was he lured on by the promise of a sock, a trouser leg?
And who designs these booths? I’ve never seen European booth partitions with space enough for hands and feet to ramble willy-nilly from one cubicle to the next. I thought such things were the prerogative of pornographic fantasy, along with ever-willing plumbers and car mechanics. How wrong I was.